TURN IT OFF
Our number 1 favorite, most loved toiletpaper (known to all as Khaleej Times) has reported that officials in Fujairah have called for confronting "indecent" T.V Channels.
Apparently these T.V Channels are corrupting the tender children, youth and water supply, with their filth.
And to top this, "the T.V Channels have stopped rendering service by not enlightening people on various issues". (so I guess when there was no T.V 25 years ago, people were dumb as a rock).
WELL, here is a suggestion. If you don't agree with the content of the T.V Channel, switch it off.
Its simple - there is a power button on any remote control (or T.V). Just press that and voila - no more indecent channel. Or you could also change the channel (by pressing either up or down buttons).
Now, that wasn't so hard was it.
RANDOM NEWS
Co-ops lift ban on ARLA foods:
Good, I can go back to Lurpak now. And the rest of those gulf residents/nationals working for Arla can go back to the office. Woo Hoo.
The One Phrase Movie Reviews:
Mistress of Spices: Aishwarya Rai can't act for crap
V for Vendetta: Crappy bald haircut pisses off Natalie Portman, who then blows up crap.
Ice Age 2: About as funny as the crap after a hot curry.
Final Destination 3: A giant pile of crap.
Apparently these T.V Channels are corrupting the tender children, youth and water supply, with their filth.
And to top this, "the T.V Channels have stopped rendering service by not enlightening people on various issues". (so I guess when there was no T.V 25 years ago, people were dumb as a rock).
WELL, here is a suggestion. If you don't agree with the content of the T.V Channel, switch it off.
Its simple - there is a power button on any remote control (or T.V). Just press that and voila - no more indecent channel. Or you could also change the channel (by pressing either up or down buttons).
Now, that wasn't so hard was it.
RANDOM NEWS
Co-ops lift ban on ARLA foods:
Good, I can go back to Lurpak now. And the rest of those gulf residents/nationals working for Arla can go back to the office. Woo Hoo.
The One Phrase Movie Reviews:
Mistress of Spices: Aishwarya Rai can't act for crap
V for Vendetta: Crappy bald haircut pisses off Natalie Portman, who then blows up crap.
Ice Age 2: About as funny as the crap after a hot curry.
Final Destination 3: A giant pile of crap.
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